Verbose Monologue

Play with the top card of your library revealed.
Whenever an opponent plays a card of the same type
as the card on the top of your library, they mill 5
cards.

"I know secrets that you could not even begin to comprehend! Why, your knowledge is but trifling
compared to the eminent, enlightened ocean that is my
mind. If I were to even begin to tell you, your animus
would suffer from the awesome power of the erudition
I possess. Each word would rend you like a great..."