Vernon Roche

Whenever you cast a white or blue spell,
put a +1/+1 counter on Vernon Roche.
When Vernon Roche dies, put X 1/1
Soldier creature tokens on the battlefield where
X is the number of +1/+1 tokens on
Vernon Roche.
"You can't give back what you took from me.
Cutting off your balls and slitting your
throat will have to do."