Very expensive dress

equipped creature is 10 on the beautiful scale
equipped creature has "when this creature is dealt damage put a tear counter on very expensive dress
"equipped creature gets -1 on the beautiful scale
for each tear counter
when very expensive dress has ten tear counters destroy it
equip: if the creature being equipped is clumsy
put a tear counter on very expensive dress
-"I love this dress! how much does it cost?"
foolish buyer