Veteran Advice

Look at the top two cards of your library. Put
one of them into your hand and the other into
your graveyard.
"Some advice," Fist Kindly said. "The keep is on fire,
the black stomach plague is killing the kitchen staff,
and the rats won't eat your supper. So I walk in and
blister your ear about your scuffy boots. When I leave,
what are you thinking about?"
Captain Skanarow answered. "I'm thinking up
inventive ways to kill you, sir."