Vince Offer, Merchant Genius

At the beginning of your upkeep, create X Gold
tokens and gain X life, where X is the number
of permanents your opponents control that you
own.
{3}{t}: Target player gains control of target
permanent you control. Create a colorless
Slap-Chop artifact token with "At the beginning
of your upkeep, you lose 1 life."
"Your'e gonna love my nuts!"