Vincent Brooks

When Vincent Brooks enters the battlefield,
create a 1/2 white Human creature token named
Katherine with "Creatures you control named
Vincent Brooks get -3/-0." Then, create a 2/1 red
Devil creature token named Catherine with
"Creatures you control named Vincent Brooks
get -0/-3."
"Bigamy is having one wife too many.
Monogamy is the same."
- Oscar Wilde