Vindictive Charm

Choose 1 -
-For the rest of the game, players can't be dealt damage by instants or sorceries.
-Destroy all artifacts, enchantments, and Planeswalkers.
-Exile each player's hand and graveyard.
...and the last mandate was passed, and chaos and fun were wiped from the face of Ravnica. The end.
-End of an Azorius faerie tale