Violet Beauregarde

"Violet Beauregarde, a dim-whited gum-chewer with the fastest jaws around"
"I'm a gum chewer mostly, but when I heard about these ticket things, I laid off the gum; switched to candy bars."
"I'm the Junior World Champion Gum Chewer. This piece of gum I'm chewing right at this moment I've been working on for three months solid. That's a record."