Violet Siamese von Angora

{t}: Discard a card, then draw a card.
{u},{t}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
"Look, the plan here is to unite everybody! Into one
big nation! Everyone should be friends with everyone,
and enjoy some catnip tea! Did I just say catnip? I
could use some tea right now! You know, just to make
my ideas clearer. So, as I was saying, the objective is
to know more about the Unseen..."