Virginity

You become the Virgin Chad. Lose all Girl
and Sex counters, and gain that many Booze counters.

Get Reckt !!! {p/w}{p/w}{p/w} (create {x} 2/2 white
Friend Retard legendary creature tokens, with
Menace and Drinking, where {x} is the number
of fuckers present at this party. Double the
number of Booze counters.)