Visage of the Serpent Sands

Whenever a player or permanent is dealt damage, put a +1+1 counter on this creature.
Remove three or more +1+1 counters from this creature: Return target desert from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
Remove five or more +1+1 counters from this card and sacrifice it: Target player's life total becomes equal to twice the number of deserts both players control.