Vivek Ramaswamy

This creature is every far-right creature type at once
(sexist, racist, etc.).
At the beginning of each upkeep, All players gain X life, where X is three times the number of cards played last turn.
While Vivek Ramaswamy is on the battlefield, replace all mana costs with the equivalent number of {p/c}.
Whenever a player casts a spell, tap all lands that player controls.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice three creatures. If you are unable to, exile Vivek Ramaswamy.
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