Vladislav the Rofler

+1: Keep in the course up to three target creatures: they are indestructible and can't be exile until end of your next turn.
-3: Look at target opponents hand.You may choose and exile nonmem card from it.Until end of turn,you may play that card without paying its mana cost.
-7: You get an emblem with "Whenever player plays a spel you may ask physics question to your opponent, if he doesn't answer, he must..."