Vogon Poetry

"O' freddled gruntbugly|"
-Save vs. HF 18 or -3 to the ensuing saves.
"Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles"
-Save vs. Psionics or take 6d6 HP damage
"Are slurping hagrilly up the axelgrurts"
-Save vs. Pain or -1 attack & -2 combat 1 hr
"Like jowling meated liverslime"
{dash}Save vs. Pain or -1 attack & -3 combat 1 hr
"Or else I shall rend thee, see if I don't"
{dash}Save vs. Insanity or add a random insanity