Volpetron, Lasermancer

Vigilance, Trample

When Volpetron, Lasermancer enters the battlefield, get 1 {e} for each laser on stage.

LASERBEAM — {t}: Deal X damage to target creature, where X is the amount of {e} Volpetron has accumulated.

Once the lasers start firing, you're gonna
see a lot of people drop.