Vonai, Who Talks Too Much

{t}: Choose a land. If this land would leave the battlefield while Vonai, Who Talks Too Much is tapped, you may deal 2 damage to any target.
You think it is funny, do you not? My
grammatical AI is not programmed to use
conjugation. Just keep laughing.
Next round is double price.
-Vonai, dealing with a particularly rude customer