Wabbajack

{t} - Roll a d20
1 | Turn a creature you control into a food token.
2-6 | Deal 3 damage to target creature. Create a
treasure token.
7-11 | Gain 3 life.
12-15 | Goad target creature.
16-19 | Create a 5/5 Dremora Lord creature token
with haste. Exile it at the beginning of your end
phase.
20 | Destroy target permanent.