Walter Hartwell White

Lung Cancer (When your life total is less than 15,
put a -1/-1 counter on this card at the beginning of
your upkeep.)
{u}, {t}: Create two Crystal Meth tokens with
"{t}, Pay 2 life: Put two +2/+2 counters
on target creatures."
{4}{r}{r}{r}{r}, Destroy target creature.
"There are going to be some things that you'll come
to learn about me over the next few turns."