Waltz with the Devil

Choose X -
* You draw two cards and you lose 2 life. * Target player discards two cards. You lose 2 life. * Put two -1/-1 counters on target creature. You lose 2 life. * Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. You lose 2 life. * Flip a coin. If you win the flip, you gain 3 life.
"What!? What do you mean, 'cursed?'"