Wasteland Carriage

As long as you control a Desert or there is a Desert card in your graveyard, Wasteland Carriage has trample and haste.
Madness--Discard two cards. (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)
Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)