Watcher Meerkat

Reach, Double Strike, Indestructible, Meerkatlink 30 (Create 30 2/2 meerkats with
reach and devoid each time this creature deals
damage.)
{t}: Destroy a land and target creature.
{ut}: Exile target permanent.
"What? Meerkats? I thought they were neutral!"
- Nicol Bolas, Last Words