We Were Never Asked!

Target basic land is now considered Utah.
{t}: Convert any amount of mana to one color.
{1}{t}: Put a 0/1 "Funeral Potatoes" creature into
play with the text "May Block Any Number of
Creatures."
{2}{t}: Tap target politician who believes they
know better than their constituents.
{3}{t}: Exile Governor Caillou