Weather hide Fortune

If X is 0, Surveil X, then tap or untap X target permanents.
If X is 1, Scry X, then draw X cards.
If X is 2, counter target spell.
If X is 3, create X X/X blue and white Dog Cat creature tokens.
If X is 4, destroy all lands.
If X is 5 or more, do all of the above.

Drowned puppies, stinking sprats, all drenched in mud,
Dead cats and turnip-tops come tumbling down the flood.