Webfoot Ryan

Other Drunkards you control gain first strike.
If any creature you control is a Ryan,
it is also a Doorknob.
If any creature you control is a Doorknob,
it is also a Michael Cera.
{t}: Add {b}{w} to your mana pool.
Violent Tripping 1 - (Webfoot Ryan deals
1 damage to its controller if they control 1 or more
LSD tokens.)
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