Weeaboo of the Hidden Blade

As long as your devotion to anime is less than a body pillow, Weeaboo of the Hidden Blade isn't a creature.
At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent creates a 1/1 black and blue Waifu creature token with "At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals one damage to you. If it has dealt 3 or more damage this way, sacrifice it."