Weegeedudesexgod1337

Weegee Lightskin Stare — {t}: Perform the Patrick Bateman kiss face. If performed correctly, put a
rizz counter on target creature an opponent controls, untap Weegeedudesexgod1337.
(Creatures with rizz counters are rizzed up
and cannot attack or block.)
If Weegeedudesexgod1337 would deal damage to
a creature that is rizzed up, prevent that damage
and gain control of that creature instead.