Weird Al

Hexproof
When Weird Al enters the battlefield, target
opponent must wear a clothing of your choosing
for the remainder of the game.
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, you
may pay {1}. If you do, create a copy of that
creature on your battlefield and it gets -2/-2
for the rest of the game.
"I where you grandpas clothes,
I LOOK INCREDIBLEE" - Epic Weird Al bars
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