Welcome to Five Guys

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.)
I- Target creature you don't control attacks each combat if able, aslong as Welcome to Five Guys remains on the battlefield.
II- Up to two target creatures you control get
+1/+0 and First Strike until the beginning of
your next upkeep.
III- Deal 2 damage to each creature or destroy up
to two target Artifacts.