Wendell, Wandering Wizard

Whenever you cast an instant, sorcery, or wizard spell, create a 1/1 blue wizard creature token
with prowess.
Wizard creature you control have "{b/r}{u/r}{t}: Deal
damage to target opponent equal to this
creature's power."
"My sick wizard tapestry keeps scaring away all the bitches!"—Wendell, Wandering Wizard