Wendy Testaburger

Politically Correct

When a Kid enters under your opponents control, Wendy Testaburger deals 1 damage to that creature.

Shop Cycling {w}: Gain life equal to the number of Kids
you control.

"You don't get it, asshole! There is nothing you can do to stop this fight! I am going to wipe the playground with you right in front of everyone! I am going to shove your ass
down your throat and make you eat your underwear!"
—Wendy to Cartman