Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!?!

{t}, eat your treeee!
{t}, give fifty bucks to your opponent, then they give you your dignity
{t}{1}{2}{3}{5}{6}{7}{8}{9}{10}{s}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}, you win!
{ut}, eat your shoe or, bury your library
{t}, If your opponent doesnt let you eat there land on there turn, you win
{1}, you get to say your opponent is a shoe
{3}, axaottl my time has come to burn
"xthfdghyyhfswrtghyedfweftg"
-kevin