What You Eat

Whenever you eat something while What You Eat is on the battlefield, What You Eats creature type becomes whatever you ate.
As long as What You Eat is a Fruit it gets +0/+3.
As long as What You Eat is a Vegetable it gets +3/+0.
As long as What You Eat is an Unhealthy Snack it gets -1/-1.
You Are.