White Mythic

Draw 2 cards. Target opponent draws 2 cards. Another target opponent draws 2 cards, then each opponent draws a card. Each opponent may search their library for a creature and put it onto the battlefield under their control. Those creatures deal damage equal to their power plus their toughness to you. You punch yourself in the face three times. You may punch yourself in the face a fourth time. Exile your library, then reconsider your life decisions.