Will, God of Potatoes

When Will enters the battlefield, create 3
"0/1 potato tokens with vigilance"
When another nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control,
create a potato token.
Sacrifice a potato, gain 2 life, deal 1 damage to anything
Soaked in milk Ed-boy. Gather your inadequate
friends and flee! Flee in the name of blanched rhubarb