Will, I Slap

Haste, A-list Privilege (You may use black mana as though it were white)
When Will, I Slap comes into play, exile target
Chris, the Rock until Will, I Slap leaves play.
If there are any white cards in play, exile Will, I
Slap during your endstep.
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'Get my cards name out your f*** mouth!' - Rodrigo