Will O Wisp

Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, distribute damage equal to half the creature's defense among up to 2 other target creatures that player controls.

"You don’t want to re-name it Bill-o-the-Wisp?"
"NO."
"JAR-ed?"
"NO."
"Then what about FLARE-ed?"
"STOP."
"It needs a name, it’s no dif-FIRE-ent than you or me."