Will "Robert" Cross

{b}{t} Put an Offence counter on any
permanent. If there are 3 Offence counters
on a card, flip a coin. If heads, destroy that
card. If tails, destroy "Will "Robert" Cross".
I suppose he looks a little like him: You can play this card face down for {b}{b}. Flip this
card over as soon as any other player says "Cheekbones".