Will Stanton, Wheelchairbound

Deathtouch
Whenever a nontoken creature an opponent controls
dies, you may pay {1}. If you do, return that card
to the battlefield tapped under your control. It's a
Treasure artifact with "Tap, Sacrifice this artifact:
Add one mana of any color," and it loses all other
card types.
Fall Asleep- When this creature dies, exile it.
You may cast the Spell side of this card.
"I'm Wil Stanton, and um...I've had a little
accident, as you can see."- Will Stanton