William Clarke

Whenever a player casts a sorcery or instant,
remove all counters on William Clarke: choose
one —
Smile - Put a Lifelink counter on William Clarke.
Anger - Put X +1/+1 Counters on William
Clarke, where X is equal to the number of Instants
and Sorceries in a player's graveyard.
Fear - Put a Shroud counter on William Clarke.
"They make faces naturally, but I have to make a conscious decision each time I move a muscle."