Willie's Cousin

Suspend 4—{1}{r}: Exile Willie's Cousin with 4 time counters on it. Whenever you remove a time counter, you take 1 counter of LSD. When Willie's cousin enters the battlefield, it has haste and consumes all of your LSD.
When Willie's cousin enters the battlefield, you may have him consume all of your LSD. If you do, put a +1/+1 on him.
He is sleeping off all that acid. Let him be.