Willy Wonka

Each creature you control that's a Food or a Golem gets +2/+2 and has trample.

Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, you may exile it. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that creature except it's a 1/1 Food Golem artifact creature in addition to its other types and it has "{2},{t}: Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life."

"But Charlie, Don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted. He lived happily ever after."