Wilson, the Gentleman

Soulbond (You may pair this creature with
another unpaired creature when either enters the battlefield. They remain paired for as long as you control both of them.)
As long as Wilson is paired with another creature,
both creatures have "whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
Whenever this creature destroys a creature
opponent controls, create a colorless food token."
"I am filled with an irresistible urge to do science."