Winthrop Fizzledick

Alchemist - When Fizzledick enters the battlefield, create
your choice of a potion token (an artifact with {1}{t}, Sacrifice potion: put a +1/+1 counter on target
creature) or a poison token (an artifact with {1}{t},
Sacrifice poison: put a -1/-1 counter on target creature)
Recurring Character - If Fizzledick would die, instead
exile him with three time counters on him and he gains suspend.