Witness Protection

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a
green and white Citizen creature with base
power and toughness 1/1 named Legitimate
Businessperson. (It loses all other colors,card types, creature types, and names.)
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"Aveva una busta da lettere e gli disse che gli
eran dei peli di F..."
—Lorenzo Nesi, testimone