WITUFITHUM!!!

Lifelink, Deathtouch, Menace, Trample, Flying,
Hexproof

You can only cast this card if you sacrifice 13 or more Squirrel creatures in a single turn.

All creatures are squirrels in addition to all other types. Any time a squirrel type creature is destroyed, WITUFITHUM!!! Gets +1/+1, becomes untapped, and attacks.

"WHAT IN THE UNHOLY FUCK IS THAT HORRIFYING UNGODLY MONSTROSITY!!!"