Wizard Garfield

When Wizard Garfield enters the battlefield, choose one —
Draw two cards, then discard a card.
•Wizard Garfield deals 3 damage to any target, then you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
•Paws of Arcane Mastery — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Wizard Garfield gains hexproof until end of turn.

"I shall consume lasagna in peace, mortal. The magic can wait."
—Wizard Garfield, the Archmage of Napping