Woody's

Mads Libs - As Woody's is cast, an opponent chooses one of the following: Flirting, One Night Stand, Marriage.
•Flirting: Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two creatures you control.
•One Night Stand: Gain control of target creature until end of turn. It gains haste this turn.
•Marriage: Two creatures you control gain Soulbond and "As long as this creature is paired with another creature, each gain +2/+2 and lifelink."