Wordgirl, Hero of the Forge

Vigilance, flying, haste, indestructible
Whenever an opponent casts a non-creature spell without reminder text, Wordgirl, Hero of the Forge, deals 3 damage to that player.
Whenever you cast a spell, if that card's rules text or reminder text refers to one or more parts of a text box, discard a card. If you do, draw two cards. (Reminder text, rules text, keywords and flavor text are all part of a textbox)