World of Laundry

At the beginning of your upkeep, create an artifact equipment token named Shirt with "Equip {2}. Equipped creature gets ward {1} (Whenever this creature becomes the target
of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter
it unless that player pays {1}.)"
"Honey, did you do the laundry yet! I'm going
down to the basement to... oh... my... god..."