Worst DM 2013

Intimidate, Protection from Spells with
Converted Mana Cost less than 3
{1}{w}: Gain 2 life.
{w/b}{w/b}: Regenerate target creature.
Whenever a creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter
on Worst DM 2013.
Geheheheheh! You're all dead, you know that?!"
-Bob, Severed Head and former guard